He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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