You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Randomize
