You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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