Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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