chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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