We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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