Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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