That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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