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I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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