He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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