no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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