i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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