Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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