But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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