So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize
