Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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