All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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