is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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