I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Randomize
