The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Randomize
