What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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