you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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