no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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