You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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