That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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