What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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