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(701): View more from North Dakota

Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?

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(260): View more from Indiana

spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner

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(860): View more from Connecticut

So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out

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(515): View more from Iowa

What did I eat last night that was bloody?

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(407): View more from Florida

I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.

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(253): View more from Washington

Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.

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