I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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