This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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