He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I'm really busy with my period
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