So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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