Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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