He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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