It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
