is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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