Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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