Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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