where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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