why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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