So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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