try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
