she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Panties = found
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
