something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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