Pregnant stripper...not hot.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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