Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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