I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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