i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
