return my video game
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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