Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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