The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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